Ok, quick little backstory first. I have 2 kids, the older is a boy who is 5 and the younger is a girl, 4. For Interwebz purposes, let's call 'em Thing 1 and 2. Also, they are smarter than me.
I lose things pretty frequently. Keys, phone, various little makeup things, etc. Brit's had to ship things I leave at her house 2 states away. This particular day, I had lost my keys. Shocking. Really.
"Man, I have to go get T1 from school. T2, let's go!"
No keys to be found. Look everywhere. Fridge (has happened), bathrooms, purse, counters, kitchen drawers. Nowhere.
T2 is parked in front of the tv with PS3 contoller scrolling through Netflix.
"T2, have you seen my keys?"
"In the car, Mom."
"No! I had to unlock the door to get in. They're in here somewhere"
Keep looking. Go upstairs, look there. Search kids' rooms. No keys. Make WTF angry faces. Going to be late picking up T1.
"T2 are you SURE you haven't seen my keys?"
"In the car, Mom"
FINE. I'll go look.
Stomp outside. Look in car. Keys on seat.
::facepalm::
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